Slurrrrrrrp
Slurrrrrrrp  

Description

Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve traveled over half the internet get here this evening. I couldn’t get away sooner because my new press was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That press is now printing at two thousand shirts and it’s paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others printing and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So, Ladies and Gentlemen - if I say I’m an ink man you will agree. You have a great chance here – but bear in mind: you can lose it all if you’re not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to print your shirts, maybe one in twenty will be ink men; the rest will be speculators – men trying to get between you and the ink men – to get some of the money that by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has money, and means to print, he’ll maybe know nothing about printing and he’ll have to hire out the job on contract – and then you’re depending on a contractor that’s trying to rush the job through – so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is the way that this works.

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Product Info

  • Printed on Black Gildan 100% Cotton Shirts
  • Printed in 1 Ink Color
$12.99
 
 

 

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